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u/Mrpowellful 10d ago
Heidi used to always say on Project Runway, "You can show either Boobs or Legs...not both."
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u/spinman016 10d ago •
She’s doing half of each, interesting approach
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u/syds 10d ago
shes also showing her belly button! but nobody noticed XD
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u/Malibujv 10d ago
Looks like a face
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u/marylandroyal 10d ago
That’s an infants mouth, she’s hiding a baby in that dress!
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u/oluwie 10d ago
Dress could have been much better if the torso was covered up, I think
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u/TheAgashi 10d ago
I actually think the diamond-shaped underboob cutout would have been fine with the deep leg slit. It’s the exposed lovehandle-area and belly button that make it look really unflattering to me…
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Now I see a grumpy, bulging eyed goblin in her midsection.
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u/kgal1298 10d ago
Looks like the skirt does close all the way when she's sitting/walking she's just holding it for the photo for whatever reason, but that's probably more boob than we usually see from her.
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u/PapsinKamen 10d ago
You can show both, but bellybutton is too much.
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u/P4azz 10d ago
I know nothing about fashion, but at least the way this bellybutton is shown I'd have to agree.
The way it's just in the crossfire there makes it look so hyperfocused. Like a normal t-shirt, not a crop top, but with a bellybutton window. Just kinda weird.
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u/melanthius 10d ago
Probably true, but that's only true if you're not Heidi fucking Klum herself
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u/TokoBlaster 10d ago
"Students learn the rules, masters break the rules"
-Anne Frank probably
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u/Z3ppelinDude93 10d ago
Anne Frank? You mean Helen Keller?
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u/Omegamanthethird 10d ago
You alway gotta be right, don't you, you Nazi douchebag?
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u/Z3ppelinDude93 10d ago
It’s amazing how far your brain can drift in ten minutes - this was a very confusing and concerning notification without context 😂
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u/pizzasteve2000 10d ago
Bottom cleavage.
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u/Velcrometer 10d ago
Underboob
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u/LooneyGoon33 10d ago
The best part of the boob no doubt
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u/thenate108 10d ago
I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.
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u/Noise_for_Thots 10d ago
You sound like you have a very sexy learning disorder.
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u/Coupon_Ninja 10d ago
IDK. I’m still into the side boob. It’s usually intentionally unintentional. Except when it’s totally intention. But it feels a little wrong looking, but it’s the side so the lady probably won’t catch you staring.
But hey, to each their own…
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u/NYEMESIS 10d ago
Crease where boob meets armpit is delightful. Sadly, my wife informed me that many women hate it and consider it gross. Sad stuff.
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u/STLt71 10d ago
Yes. Yes we do hate it. I'll have to ask my husband his opinion. I had no idea anyone found that attractive!
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u/bezerker03 10d ago
Based on convos with my wife. There are a ton of things women find unattractive that men love.
I dunno where the disconnect came from. I blame the fashion industry. Lol.
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u/STLt71 10d ago
I think you're probably right. Jerks! Lol
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u/IWasGregInTokyo 10d ago
There was a post the other day in AskReddit about this topic. Turns out there are many, many things that fall into this category.
Many small-breasted women breathed a sigh of relief.
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u/NYEMESIS 10d ago
A little bit of cellulite on haunches is hot as fuck for me also. A healthy woman is a hot woman. They airbrush that shit out all the time and have been for decades.
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u/Original-Win6836 10d ago
That little extra bit is the worst, if you’re a woman. Would have never in a million years thought some men find it attractive. Good to know!
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u/Smooth-Dig2250 10d ago
It's often the case that a feature a sex thinks is unattractive is only particularly so according to that sex - that is, men often think specific manly traits are attractive (particularly in terms of "what's most important") that aren't necessarily or often at all what women find attractive in men. Note that this is predictive of the majority of people in groups, not individuals which can vary wildly.
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u/MountainDrew42 10d ago
Men are pretty simple. Once we've seen one woman naked... we want to see the rest of them naked
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u/ItsTricky94 10d ago
I know what I'm writing tonight for the "what did I learn today" section of my journal
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u/NYEMESIS 10d ago
Side boob creases. A lil cellulite. Stocking worn muffin tops. Veins, cause the circulatory system is what keeps us alive.
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u/Aedalas 10d ago
Want another one that we like but a lot of you hate? When you're wearing stockings and the thigh right above them bulges out a little.
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u/WordsWithSam 10d ago
So often she wears outfits that they would rip to shreds on Project Runway for being “hoochie”.
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u/correctalexam 10d ago
Yep. I don’t understand why she pivoted into hoochie attention seeking looks instead of classy and sophisticated.
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u/GoodRedd 10d ago
Probably because she stopped getting attention.
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u/correctalexam 10d ago
No way Heidi Klum isn’t surrounded daily by positive attention. I think she’s having trouble growing older.
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u/frozensummit 10d ago
A quarter of my areolas would be hanging out of that, I can't believe her nipples are higher up than those cutouts
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u/srkad 10d ago
With surgery you can put your aereolas anywhere you want!
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u/Shopworn_Soul 10d ago
A liberal application of wardrobe tape probably doesn't hurt, either
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u/HleCmt 10d ago
How does the tape stay in place but not rip your skin (and body hair) off when removing it? I'm allergic to several medical-use adhesives so when I read "wardrobe tape" I'm imagining strips of hives.
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u/Shopworn_Soul 10d ago
I'm allergic to several medical-use adhesives so when I read "wardrobe tape" I'm imagining strips of hives.
That is 100% possible. Most wardrobe tape is just really aggressive double-sided tape so it's unlikely it would agree with you.
It's no worse than a band-aid in terms of removal, though.
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u/ZICRON1C 10d ago
How? In this case
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u/Shopworn_Soul 10d ago
The tape keeps her boobs from falling down and out?
Heidi Klum is in amazing shape but gravity works.
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u/TunaNoodleCasserole1 10d ago
And kids. Gravity and babies will fuck them right up.
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u/jaa101 10d ago
Babies will suck them right down.
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u/bobsbuttgerz 10d ago
First they force fill them and sometimes they drain them. Sometimes it's DIY
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u/Bleepblorp5000 10d ago edited 10d ago
If you zoom in you can see her “right” nipple on the left. And from other photos I’ve seen of here’s she doesn’t have big areolae. So totally doable with boob tape. Also she looks great! This outfit is all the silly things you “want to see” underboob, midriff (bellybutton?) and leg. She’s like “I know I look good!” And she does.
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u/kindri_rb 10d ago
While she is likely using boob tape, she definitely has implants too. I'm not even saying that negatively, I have implants myself. But at that age, at that body fat percentage, and after having kids, those are 100% nice looking implants. But I'm sure there is tape too when you're wearing something like that.
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u/EdithDich 10d ago
I'm no boobologist (just an amateur enthusiast), but do they make breast implants that have that much of a natural "hang"? Because there's plenty of pics of her topless online that seem to have a very natural effect of gravity going on.
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u/kindri_rb 10d ago edited 10d ago
It's a combination between the implants (gummy bears are the popular one right now and they don't have that super fake 90s look) and what natural tissue you are starting with. I can only speak from my own experience, but I had two kids both breastfed, my boobs got huge, then I weaned and they completely deflated, but my nipples were still in a decently perky place so I didn't need a lift. Implants filled me out but they're not impossibly perky. They're the perfectly believable great tits for an almost 40yo mom.
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u/DEADDISCIPLE90 10d ago
I have mine right here patched on my elbows like a tweed jacket
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u/Urkle_sperm 10d ago
You're like a sophisticated college professor at a university that only teaches people to work in porn.
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u/BoredNumb 10d ago
I saw an article that indicated that she had a bit of a malfunction with the dress and more than a quarter of hers what displayed.
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u/a_tattooed_artist 10d ago
I was just thinking "I hope she doesn't have to raise her arms in that dress" then saw the malfunction lol
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u/Ouch_i_fell_down 10d ago
with the amount of arm raising she did on purpose, i think the nip slip was more "wardrobe functioning as intended" rather than wardrobe malfunction. Gotta make the news somehow
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u/Purple_Haze 10d ago •
Without the cross-site scripting: https://media.zenfs.com/en/cosmopolitan_438/1e2fe2e14521a05801bb797dc53f63c7
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u/clydefrog811 10d ago
Hell yeah. Nice nip
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u/theiosif 10d ago
I just got light headed laugh/coughing at this. Damn you for using my favorite gif.
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u/mcbenny1517 10d ago
I mean, I’m 38 and look like Jabba the hut comparatively. She’s a babe, don’t care if it’s an odd/bold choice. Trade her in a heartbeat
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u/Warlornn 10d ago
I'd trade her too.
She would be absolute trash for my fantasy football team. She got no speed in those heels.
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u/Mister_Brevity 10d ago
Worm outfit was better
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u/Tadwinnagin 10d ago
That made me like her, that was hilarious.
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u/Mister_Brevity 10d ago
The shrek and Fiona one was gold too. Heck almost all of them are great.
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u/Tadwinnagin 10d ago
I guess I was mostly unaware of her before but that was a bold move to dress as an earthworm.
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u/Mister_Brevity 10d ago
Oh you gotta google her history of Halloween costumes she goes all out every time. She seems like she’d be so fun to be around
Such a total silly goober
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u/Freakin_A 10d ago
For sure she’s always brought it for Halloween
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u/IlToroArgento 10d ago
It's really a great holiday to show your fun and/or creative side. I definitely get why celebrity Halloween costumes have gotten more popular with the advent of social media.
Now, everyone can share their costumes and people who want to check them out can search them out. Before, a particularly noteworthy costume may make it to a side column of some magazine at best.
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u/mikeynerd 10d ago
I'm not gonna comment on her outfit but her hairstyle makes me think she's about to sing Dancing Queen or Mamma Mia
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u/hailingburningbones 10d ago
It literally looks like a mop. Otherwise she looks beautiful, but that hair is atrocious.
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u/probablyatargaryen 10d ago
Finally! All these comments on her dress and I’m like “tf is that hair?”
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u/Snickerdoodlepop 10d ago
This in an Emerald green or a Ruby red would have complimented with her skin and hair so well.
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u/jippyzippylippy 10d ago
Agreed. This color is totally not good on her. But the gown is great and she looks good. Two out of three. As Nina would say "How unfortunate."
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u/ObiDocKenobi 10d ago
Agreed. Once the “damn girl” factor wears off, the dress is a hideous color and contrasts in a really jarring way with her skin and hair tone. Any jewel tone would have worked better.
But good on her for looking that great, regardless of off-putting color choices.
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u/KuhLealKhaos 10d ago
Props to her for her confidence. I think a different color would have complimented her skin tone and hair more but she looks great.
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u/AshleyBanksHitSingle 10d ago
Wasn’t “props to her for her confidence” one of the top answers in the “low key insults” thread from yesterday?
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u/KuhLealKhaos 10d ago
Oh gosh I hope not lol. I don't know what thread you're talking about, but as soon as I posted my comment I was like "ooo I hope that doesn't come off as snarky" and I can see why it might. I really did mean it genuinely though lol
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u/wweis 10d ago
I read your original comment to be genuine and am surprised that it was read differently.
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u/jackson12420 10d ago
I did as well. Props to her confidence to wear such a bold, stunning dress. That's how I read it. I wouldn't have the balls to rock a dress like that in a million years.
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u/Ninjalikestoast 10d ago
The bellybutton cut out was too much 🤷🏻♂️
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u/thethunder92 10d ago
Hey I got a hot take here: Heidi Klum is hot
I know I’m going to get some heat for that, but I said what I said and that’s it
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u/Doom-Hauer451 10d ago
Not sure why anyone would give you heat for that - she’s only 49 and looks amazing for her age. Definitely got some Stacey’s Mom vibes going on.
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u/Adonoxis 10d ago
Are there people who don’t think she’s hot? She’s almost 50 and looks better than the majority of people in their 20s…
(This dress is pretty trash though)
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u/MenuSpiritual2990 10d ago
Why does the Cannes Film Festival have/need a fashion runway like this?
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u/-badgerbadgerbadger- 10d ago
Because it’s where ✨famous✨ people go and it used to be that the only people who wore “real” fashion were celebrities and the only way the plebs could see 💅fashion 💅 was to look at pictures in a magazine.
Soooo….habit?
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u/MenuSpiritual2990 10d ago
Oh ok, so it’s a long-standing tradition at the Festival? I had no idea.
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u/-badgerbadgerbadger- 10d ago
Yup and also anywhere that lots of celebrities congregate “one time a year” kind of thing (met galas, award shows, fashion weeks, etc)
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u/Lebowski304 10d ago
I just don’t know about this one. Too much going on and it looks like her boobs and belly button are forming an aliens face or something
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u/lynnkris90 10d ago
Love the woman. Dress is hideous imo. Does not compliment her at all. No offense to her. Her body is amazing but that dress is yuck.
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u/rosetta_stonehenge 10d ago
She's a gorgeous woman with an incredible body, but that is an incredibly ugly dress in a terrible color for her skin tone/hair color. It's a fashion crime.
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u/ballerina_wannabe 10d ago
I can only imagine how much tape is needed to keep everything where it needs to be in that dress.
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u/CodenameZoya 10d ago
This is unflattering. I think Heidi’s beautiful, but this dress is a no for me. That boob situation is just awkward and I’m not opposed to revealing dresses. It’s just the style is very bizarre.
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u/Similar-Persimmon-23 10d ago
Same. She’s beautiful. This dress either needs to be a completely different color or a completely different style. And she needs a completely different hairstyle regardless.
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u/Butt_Fucking_Smurfs 10d ago
People don't get how hard it is to look that good over 40. She is gorgeous
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u/Raaazzle 10d ago
I used to work for Oprah. We were told not to approach/fawn over the guests but she made eye contact with me. I'll never forget the way she said "hi". Stupid story but that's my Heidi Klum story.
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u/dragonfliesloveme 10d ago
She’s beautiful, but I think this dress is in the “trying too hard” category
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u/Reatona 10d ago
It's a huge stretch to try to make Heidi Klum look unattractive, but someone really rose to the task.
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u/wintersicyblast 10d ago
I like Heidi Klum and think she is beautiful-but I always wonder with her access to so many designers-why her choices are always so iffy. She could look amazing but this isnt the best choice.
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u/RadioLongjumping5177 10d ago
As attractive as she is, this isn’t her best look. Not flattering at all…..
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u/rintaro82 10d ago
There's very little Hidey going on here